Dear Mr Gecko…Look, in this house everybody has to fend for themselves. If you are going to walk in this house and find a bug (Grodie) to eat, you better know there could be something bigger than YOU waiting to find a bug to eat. I’m not sure where you are Mr Gecko and I hope you made it through the day, but the look on this monsters face is saying “I found a bug”.

Dramatic new footage of the rescue of a Chester’s Chicken potato wedge, a victim of last nights severe weather storm. (A special apology goes out to the neighbor in the Cadillac Escalade, I promise I’m just shooting a video for my viewers and not setting up a robbery scheme)

Precious. He is obsessed with holding on to me. (I’m obsessed with him doing it).

Day two, finger movement loss…needs elastic shoes

My duties as a family member is to make and bake a cake, food detox or not!

**Take 2** Futuristic shoe tying made now.

Thinking of the Hog fans.

Once again I did an astonishing job at the self checkout at Kroger. Hell yeah I’m gonna ring that bell.