Happy National Awkward Moment Day – I have Plenty of these. My thought, In order to achieve success you may have to suffer through an awkward moment or two in order to get there!
In response to someone telling me they were going to “learn me football soon”. I’m repeating this because I think it may be the key to explaining why sports and me go together like Christmas lights in a Ficus tree, no ma’am!! “Umm NO. The last time I tried to learn football I was in early elementary school. My daddy thought it was a good idea…
Obviously I’m as butch as I can be. I wonder why it is that the filling station always has a way of sissying me up during my visit there. Take today for example. My car always stays running while gas is being filled into it. I stick the gun thingie in the hole and decide that I need to get some of the bugs off my windshield. Did you know that the auto wipers are not sensitive to bug splatters but are highly sensitive to the windshield sponge thingie. **insert first scream**
A few weeks ago it was brought to my attention that several of you guys got on line and voted for me in the decorator column of the Arkansas Times “Best Of” issue.
To be “voted” the best at something does not necessarily make one the better subject, in my opinion it simply means the name is more recognized at the time of the poll via marketing, self promotion and of course hard work.
I walked up to an unsuspecting couple, taking pics of each other, probably not willing to ask someone to take a pic of them together and offered to take a pic of them. They thankfully accepted and then walked down a ways and offered another couple the same action. Paying it forward without spending a dime.
Joan Rivers funeral is in 23 minutes in NYC. I can’t find a Red Carpet event anywhere! She is going to be pissed and So Am I!
Wooooooooooooooooooo, PIG SUSIE! Go football team! That’s all I got for today’s sporty shenanigans. Y’all have fun out there and remember this…win or lose, you’ll either be winners or losers and at the end of the day, that’s it! So in my case, where I have to hang with some Sports Gays (they are so weird), I’m hopeful they win, because they are big baby losers. YAY TEAM!! GO!! **pushing in shopping carts for positive karma toward a win**
I just got myself caught up in some fancy lighting and noticed a hair on my forehead. I guess technically I have bang. Pushing a shopping cart into the store now in hopes of a second hair so I technically will have bangs.
I just cooked fried potatoes and onions for the first time. I’ve always wondered what happened to all of that oil in the pan with the potatoes and now I know…It pops out of the pan and all over my kitchen cabinets, stove, floor, Philo, Jack, my shoes, blue jeans, shirt and Kitty Kat Kathleen.
December 16, 2014- #cartkarma (thanks for the hashtag Brandon C)… When you forget to grab a buggy from the store parking lot and you grab one when you get in the store.
