Filling Station “Sissying Me Up”
Obviously I’m as butch as I can be. I wonder why it is that the filling station always has a way of sissying me up during my visit there. Take today for example. My car always stays running while gas is being filled into it. I stick the gun thingie in the hole and decide that I need to get some of the bugs off my windshield. Did you know that the auto wipers are not sensitive to bug splatters but are highly sensitive to the windshield sponge thingie. **insert first scream**
N…ot sure why today was any different than two days ago when I filled up but today the trigger doohickey on the gun thingie stayed firmly in place when the car was full and what seemed like gallons of gas came gushing out all over me and the side of my station wagon. And by “gallons” I mean a half a cup and by “all over me” I mean a couple of drops. None the less, insert scream number 2. **sighs**